The Free Land of The Libertalia is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.534 billion Libertalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Missonville. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Libertalian economy, worth 89.7 trillion Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 58,464 Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime is totally unknown. The Libertalia's national animal is the Scarlet Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Libertalia is ranked 56,591^st in the world and 3,317^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,879.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.